New Delhi: An exasperated Manmohan Singh finally spoke today. And although he broke his over elongated silence just to shout for help, the country is elated as this is a good sign that the Prime Minister can still speak. This outburst from Mr. Prime Minister puts an end to all those speculations and estimations that the political, industrial, sports, trade, financial circle and the general public of India and its friendly and not so friendly countries had started to make, while doubting upon the vocal capabilities of Dr. Manmohan Singh.
Sources have revealed that a large number of bookies, who in their spare time (since India main isn’t playing these days) had taken a good number of bets upon “will Dr. Singh speak in August or not” have lost miserably. As a flipside these losses will now act as a deterrent for at least some small time bookies that would now be forced to refrain from participating in the upcoming Australia tour of India scheduled in Oct 13. Thanks to Dr. Singh, India will at least experience some fair play, somewhere.
A determined Singh has decided to overcome his extremely contagious inferiority complex of not being able to address the country, this time and he has also identified his redeemer from oversees. Sources have confirmed that Dr. Singh has found his savior in Zaid Hamid from Pakistan.
Dr. Singh apparently got mesmerized with Hamid’s skill, intention and attitude to confidently utter meaningless shit in front of the whole world and on the social media while addressing his targets. Hamid’s “give it a shit” kind of approach and his resolute belief in his own self-picked national agendas and that too without even checking whether anyone cares about it or not, is also commendable.
After a close study of Hamid’s behavior over the past months, Dr. Singh has finally shortlisted him and has decided to approach him for lessons on public speaking. “I have kept my fingers crossed and I am just praying to god that Hamid Saab agrees to tutor Singh, since it’s been a while when I heard Manu speak for the last time” exclaims a hopeful Gursharan Kaur.
Dr. Singh as we all know him has always been a man of little words. The question or actually the questions that surround the Prime Minister’s house now are:
- Will Dr. Singh speak again??
- Will Dr. Singh speak again about seeking help??
- Will Hamid agree??
- Will Dr. Singh’s situation improve post tuition??
- Would Dr. Singh need these lessons in future??
Stay with us for future developments on the story while we have our eyes on it…
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