New Delhi: Baffled from the Tuesday’s breakdown in the Delhi Metro services on the Jahangirpuri-HUDA city center line, the Delhi Metro Rail Corporation’s (DMRC’s) Managing Director (MD) Mangu Singh has turned to the esteemed Nirmal Baba to seek his blessings both for him and for the Delhi Metro, in order to ensure flawless services.
The ordeal of the passengers started around 9:25 in the morning, when due to a so called software glitch, the train carrying over 1700 passengers came to a complete stand still and even the lights and air conditioning went for a toss.
According to Sweetie (name changed), till about 10:30 (over an hour later) there wasn’t any sign of the rescue team and there were people (especially ladies) who were fainting left, right and center due to the lack of oxygen, water, food and a lavatory on the train. The doors were stuck and there wasn’t any light in neither the train nor the tunnel in which the train got stuck.
Even the driver was helpless as he was locked in his own cabin which was even smaller and had even less air to breathe, no food, no water, however he did manage to take a leak in the cabin, I guess, either because he got really panicky of the equipment failure or he would have tried to take advantage of the darkness, Sweetie told CJ. She further told us that help couldn’t arrive because of two primary reasons one being the driver had no idea (of what was happening) and second he had an Idea.
The excruciating hour came to an end when all the passengers unanimously decided to meditate and attract the attention of Nirmal Baba through intuition. And the results were as expected, “thanks to Nirmal Baba’s third-eye, we finally got rescued alive”, exclaims an overwhelmed Sweetie.
As per our sources, Delhi Metro’s MD Mangu Singh, visited the coveted Nirmal Darbar today to meet THE Nirmal Baba himself, and reports confirm that Singh did not even mind paying the INR 2500 + something which THE LORD charges before appearing.
Singh was finally able to get “KIRPA” from Nirmal Baba when, as a mandatory protocol, he answered to an inquisitive Baba, and thanks to Baba’s Third Eye, the problem got identified and Singh was suggested an apt resolve.
A hopeful Singh while exiting the Darbar assured us that now since the problem has been identified; the situation would be brought under control in no time. Internal sources have revealed that apparently the problem was with Singh’s Bajaj Priya scooter of the 1980’s which he hasn’t been paying much attention to, now in order to ensure and sustain the “KIRPA”; he needs to get the scooter serviced and also needs to ride it to work once a while.
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